But after a rather difficult day yesterday... if one more person makes the joke that hers will be the only wedding in our family, I may have to resort to violence. This includes jokes about this being the only time my Dad gets to give someone away, or indeed the consoling comparison that Cliff Richard didn't marry so I can be like him (WTF?)
I take some schadenfreude in the fact that most of the people making these jokes failed in their own first marriages and therefore may not be the oracles they think they are.
Also I have enough problems managing my work-husband. I think a real one would be a lot of extra work.